Gentle Sassy Gasp

micromontage:

micromontage:

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transpigeon:

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

• transition
• bdsm
• iron supplements

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kiwipeel:

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

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princehendir:

Straight guy who makes out with other straight guys at parties because women think it’s hot

devilcat3d:

not my island, not my yoshis

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rockshitty:

saint-batrick:

johnbrownfunclubofficial:

mr-ticky:

hootenanie:

s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

I’ve seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I’ve seen yet. An old seductress saying “hey kid, don’t you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn’t give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?” This goes hard as fuck.

“I used to know your daddy.” kicks like a mule.

What really gets me is that everything about her is beautiful and glamorous, except the face. War has shining jewels. War has huge tracks of land. War is your entry point into manhood.

Just don’t look her in the eye.

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romcommunist:

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who’s in charge…a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

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thatjoelguy81:

contemptible-scoundrel:

[frantically] you need to get out of here.theyre going to milk you to shreds

Originally posted by futurama-in-color

honeypleasejustkillme:

therapists saying you’re surprisingly self aware is like being called a pleasure to have in class for adults

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puttingthesickinforensic:

something in me just wants to play wrestle with a boy i have intense homoerotic feelings towards

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